Well after stopping by the dead target meet, Heather, Joe (sniperjoe), Pat(Deafpimp), and Myself decided to go to Jock N Jills.. Mike(Vteckidd) also joined us a bit later in the night. Heather started the night: "I'm not drinking"... well 2 pitchers later (and lots of mention of head) this is what I got out of her (famous quote of heather)

-"3 way, tried it"
-But I was drinking so it doesnt count"
-"You gatta ride me? Shouldnt it be the other way around"
-"Reverse Cowgirl"
-"Hood ornament on the short bus to hell"
-"Hooked on phonics didnt work"
-"Anything I hold comes out wrong"
-"I did poke myself in the eye earlier"
-"I am sometimes, I live in millidgeville"
-"Look the bananas walking across the street"
-"They're touching, leave me alone"
-"you know technically an orgie is two or more people in their room with their shoes off"
-"You know I would like to have sex in the back of a cop car"
-"If you cant duck it, **** it"
-"You know I have those stories, I went to band camp
-"No I played trumpet"
-"You can do alot of good stuff with a light saber, and it doesnt talk back to you after sex"
-"Im always horny"
-"I have a date with my hand tonight"
-"Cause i talk without thinking and then i swallow my foot"
-"I dont swallon anything, men arn't that worthy"
-"what? I dont suck EVERYTHING"
-"I make an ass of myself on a daily basis"
-"Maybe later too many people around"
-"The thumb would be a new one"

By the way... happy early b-day heather.. let the embaressment begin!!!
(I had a great time with the four of you guys.. we should hang again soon)

-Ren