ok so i'm going to try and recreate the situation in JM's world so that you can live it through me, if you get lost, close your eyes and hope that the evil monkey doesn't plant a remote mine on your bitties... so with out further adu here we gooooooooooooo! Launching sequence in 5................................................ 4................................................ 3................................................ (begin flashing light sequence) 2................................................ (insert strobes and violent shaking here) 1................................................ ( All goes dark for a few moments then a bright light) welcome you are now in JM's thoughts....I HAVE A SECRET PASSION FOR TOYOTA CARS! I am a random hottie picked by JM's thoughts, so guess what i'm probably not wearing too many things and i'm probably on a sugar high or being bi-polar... soo yeah here we go... So yeah I was driving from the hooches house and i was going to chill @ kristi's b/c i can and honestly it sounded like it was something fun to do! As i am driving down 78 i decide that tonight is a good night to go with some old school Dj ReLiC... as i proceed to turn up the volume on the civic's speakers the bass pumps as good as it could for factory, i make the turn on to greyson parkway.... Enter the Matrix Mode...from here on out everything you hear and say will be be Matrisized...slower, crisper and even Cooler than Dolby Digital....commence Matrix Mode.....NOW!....(rushing wind ensues as we get back to the story).. As i proceed to pick up speed for the night i know is about to kick arse i realize i'm having a great night....then as i look up and hit the brights it happens! THE DEER! I swear this deer came outta know where! He was in the house across the street, so this means he opened the door, jumped the deck, over the fence, across the yard, into the road, prepared to jump, ran out in front of me, and I hit him! I crushed that mother! i was goin like 70 MPH! i caught his back half and sent him flying i literally saw him fly end over end and spin about 4 times! this mother was gone! i slam on the brake and pull of the road... hit the hazards and take a damage report... I got out of the car, check around the sure enough....FUR! FUR! FUR FUR! I have fur in the headlight, Fur in the grill, Fur in the fender.. Fur is everywhere! So now i proceed to do the JM mad dance... for those of you who have not seen it, it's the essence of all that is JM in a bottle shaken around. I regroup and do that dance again....by this time i'm hopping around like a runny babbit on steriods with a speed craving and a basket full of cocaine! I get my ish back together, crank the music again... and drive away at a slower pace to avioid any other catastrophe's in the land of JM....so as i swear this day... that deer will rue the day it messed with civic man! Disclaimer: you have ventured into the mind of JM said JM is not responsible for any seizures, comas, headaches, random pregnancy, dizziness, abdomanal pains, loss of memory, random explitives, blacking out, muteness, deafness, and any other side effects that could be linked to a Adventure in the life of JM. Also remember this is atest and you will be returned to your regularly scheduled programming...
-- Edited by richw131 at 08:59, 2005-03-29
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this is prolly the best thread yet man LOL it sucks what happend to the civic but its not that bad but what is bad is when i was feeling for the dents in the hood and fender and came across big patches of deer hair!! ewwww im glad you where alright tho and really lucky bro.
sucks jm but i have to say it was hilarious when you walked in and teh first thing you said...'yeah so i just hit a deer' lol and the damn deer hair was still on your hood haha...
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bwahahahahahah down goes the CIVIC.....bwaahahahhaha......lol jk man.....glad your ok that sux, i hate drivin down that road or any road around here in grayson, you never know wats gunna pop out
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1998 Base Prelude SS
AEM cold air intake, Alpine CDA-7893 head unit, Yokohama AVS ES100 tires, H&R sport springs, Tokico hp/blues, Greddy EVO
sorry to hear the bad news... but now at least you can join the club... the "Deer Damage" club. i got damage all down my passenger side and my friend totaled his car b/c of deer ... i hate them. i want to go buy a gun and start hunting
i still can't believe you hit a deer - when you walked into the house - i didn't believe you - and i didn't until i saw the fur on your car! that is so crazy. damn deer!
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHYT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!
I have never read a story like that in my life, heard that shyt to some extent, but reading it JM style leaves everyhting completly in clear view. Although, I really want to experience this JM MAD DANCE you speak of. Wondering if is something like my angry troll dance. lol
still rotflmao!
Thanks JM after all the ish I have been dealing with concerning my family..... I really needed a good laugh. That story has me set for about two more major disasters. That in combonation with various lines from Boondock Saints..... I'm good for life!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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welcome you are now in JM's thoughts....I HAVE A SECRET PASSION FOR TOYOTA CARS! I am a random hottie picked by JM's thoughts, so guess what i'm probably not wearing too many things and i'm probably on a sugar high or being bi-polar... soo yeah here we go... So yeah I was driving from the hooches house and i was going to chill @ kristi's b/c i can and honestly it sounded like it was something fun to do! As i am driving down 78 i decide that tonight is a good night to go with some old school Dj ReLiC... as i proceed to turn up the volume on the civic's speakers the bass pumps as good as it could for factory, i make the turn on to greyson parkway.... Enter the Matrix Mode...from here on out everything you hear and say will be be Matrisized...slower, crisper and even Cooler than Dolby Digital....commence Matrix Mode.....NOW!....(rushing wind ensues as we get back to the story).. As i proceed to pick up speed for the night i know is about to kick arse i realize i'm having a great night....then as i look up and hit the brights it happens! THE DEER! I swear this deer came outta know where! He was in the house across the street, so this means he opened the door, jumped the deck, over the fence, across the yard, into the road, prepared to jump, ran out in front of me, and I hit him! I crushed that mother! i was goin like 70 MPH! i caught his back half and sent him flying i literally saw him fly end over end and spin about 4 times! this mother was gone! 
i slam on the brake and pull of the road... hit the hazards and take a damage report... I got out of the car, check around the sure enough....FUR! FUR! FUR FUR! I have fur in the headlight, Fur in the grill, Fur in the fender.. Fur is everywhere! So now i proceed to do the JM mad dance... for those of you who have not seen it, it's the essence of all that is JM in a bottle shaken around. I regroup and do that dance again....by this time i'm hopping around like a runny babbit on steriods with a speed craving and a basket full of cocaine! I get my ish back together, crank the music again... and drive away at a slower pace to avioid any other catastrophe's in the land of JM....so as i swear this day... that deer will rue the day it messed with civic man! 
Disclaimer: you have ventured into the mind of JM said JM is not responsible for any seizures, comas, headaches, random pregnancy, dizziness, abdomanal pains, loss of memory, random explitives, blacking out, muteness, deafness, and any other side effects that could be linked to a Adventure in the life of JM. Also remember this is atest and you will be returned to your regularly scheduled programming... 
im glad you where alright tho and really lucky bro.
1998 Base Prelude SS
AEM cold air intake, Alpine CDA-7893 head unit, Yokohama AVS ES100 tires, H&R sport springs, Tokico hp/blues, Greddy EVO
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