This was sent to me courtesy of Sumer Fields.....
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky
included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had col-
lected from his buddies. 

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the he** you
are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the
rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky