tempt not the Gods of Nismo skinny one for your death shall be long and drawn out of young one.... with the powers we have in our camp even with the Collins Rich and myself... we resurrect a power so ancient and strong that you would pray for demise early in on the battle..

2+2+1.8 => 5.8 plus twin turbo = smite the infidels!

be wary o woodcockians.... the night of the w00kie is upon thee!

Ok JM you asked for it, my army has been assembled and briefed on your dastardly nismo ways. And we wont stand for it. After a grueling interview process and background checks I have come up wiht my best 8 elite soldiers to head this massive assault. Without further ado I give you the last 8 faces any of you will ever see

First up is our recon unit, sir squints will infiltrate your bases through your least guarded areas and come out unnoticed with all your supposedly safe battle plans.during wartime he transforms into:

next up is our turboman from the mazda fields of battle. He has proven his worth many times and you ALL have witnessed his amazing feats. He has no equal in hand to hand combat.He transforms into:

Following the mazdaboy is none other than our taliban connection. He will ruin you economy and take all your bread leaving your towns in smoldering heaps of rubble.He transforms into:

One of the most feared units is the red head, it knows no boundaries and follows no ones rules but its own so it is impossible to break her down. She tranforms into:

The other lady unit at our disposal lacks great weapons ablity but makes up for it in her agility and stamina equal to 8 cheetahs.She tranforms into:

Now swedish people are different so mikey is a rare find indeed. When transformed his sheer innocence and tastey swedish meatballs are enough to break a mans spirit and convert them to our side. He transforms into:

Finally as the general of this fine army no wait... perfect army I must assume the most powerful of all beings and only 1 thing is worth that title. My enemies, I give you the 1 the only:

I will be forgiving for this 1 and only time, now that you see what your up against I shall grant you a free departure from these lands and return to your wookie caves to live out the remainder of your times. If you choose to stay and fight this impossible battle this will be the outcome

HAHAHA!!!!!!!  the swedish girl takes it!!!!! Lololol!!....that poor 240.....

you shall pay for that

I see that you have taken care in choosing your team. It is a well rounded one indeed. However, the days and your allies are numbered... i will teach you that you can not win with "special" forces alone and i do mean special. the ways that are ruling from above are more powerful than an Bored/Built/Boosted and sleeved DECK honda you'll have in your arsenal! As the nismo army united i leave my kingdom for a few days not for the pain but for the recruiting! This has been a trap all along young one... The ways of the Boost are strong on this side... and we have a went kept N/A attack force as well.. it seems as tho the Powers at will are shining onto my side of the camp! Tha battle field will be chosen soon. The weapons will be armed and the Trailing braking system checked... you would be wise to head my words young one. This battle is one i'm sure you won't soon forget. remember, no matter how many you have, how strong you become, or how much NAWZ you use... my people are a relentless force and won't be swayed or detered by the simple annoyances of 4 clyinders! I am the great and powered PRINCE NISMO! I send a rally cry to my people and allies to the EAST and WEST

To the kingdom of TRD:

Prepare my friends as the foes have increased their number, i am assured that we will have victory! It is not a questions of how many we have but how many they lose! We will emerge on the battle field as knights to the Falling System known only as "vtec". Knights who's legends preceed us... they will shake in fear as we turn up the boost and the earth quakes with the force of our wastegates and blow off valves! The Gods of turbo are smiling down upon us o wise one!! the time for questions has past it is now the time ACTION! we have tried to reason with the infidels and nothing has worked. we can not say to the gods that we haven't tried to be civil nor obilging! So i salute you adue as i leave to recruit more spool for our camp, Be well my old friend, and always remember, it is not what you can do for your kingdom but how much boost can you win by!

To the kingdom of Nissan:

Great people of my kingdom! It has been a long and grooling time i know! but you're patience has paid off, The drums of war sound! the Tension can now be released! I say give praise to the powers at will as they have hear our cries and have honored our wishes! We will stomp out the infidels from our holy place! The land to the north will be ours! With the assistance of our allies to the east and west, we shall be victorious! Do not fear the enemy but know that you are stronger, you have the blessing of the nismo god with you! remember the NISMO creed my warriors! BOOST HIGH, RIDE LOW, SHIFT SHORT, DRIFT LONG! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

To the seperatist of the ACURA/HONDA CAMP:

I know this has been a hard decision on your part to leave your home kingdom, however it will not go un-reward'd. Though they are many we are strong! We know that we have the power, the might, the WILL! I will require those with Vtec to take the front line and those without to take the flank! since they have the Vtec as well i know my prelude to Be running, fast, light, strong! my acuras be prepared to run the touge as well! i need the strong settings and the stickiest tires you can muster! we shall show no mercy! this is OWN TIME, OUR LAND, OUR FREEDOM!